Your first outing to the Kinky Club
Kinky Club Fridays take place in the famous Parisian BDSM club, Cris&Chuchements
. There, you can enjoy the club's vintage atmosphere with its baroque decor and red lighting.
Did you ring the bell? Follow me! The reception area is behind heavy curtains. In the crimson light, we trace the lines of our faces we glimpsed when the door opened a crack. Smiles.
Behind my counter, I welcome you, take care of your coat, and give you a small card with your name on it. I point out the smoking room behind you and the restrooms at the top of the stairs.
Please, come down; you'll find a tall, tattooed, bearded man downstairs. That's Alexandre Dirty Von P, my partner, your second point of contact here. By the way, I'm Stéphanie, or Calamity , or Mademoiselle. Welcome to the Kinky Club!
At the bottom of the stairs, with their illuminated red steps, you find yourself in the baroque lounge. Velvet armchairs, sideboards adorned with candles, Rococo mirrors, and electro-lounge music.
The Club's main room, this is where the Kinky Club's Naughty Lunch (a gourmet platter from the Italian caterer next door, a selection of organic wines) as well as the monthly themed workshops we love to organize.
You hand your card to one of the barmaids and follow Alexandre for a guided tour.
Just to the left of the bar, the corridor leading to the games room contains a small, candlelit cell with a metal chair and handcuffs.
The parquet-floored room features a St. Andrew's cross, and in the dim light, you can make out a riding saddle and an upholstered bench where one sits astride to receive a spanking.
The red glow reveals a sling (suspended chair) in the center of the adjoining alcove and antique sofas for enjoying the show. A mirror is prominently displayed to reveal the players' best profiles.
You must cross the living room again. Treat yourself to a sweet from the sideboard before taking the spiral staircase to the upper floors, from which a few intriguing cries and clicks can be heard.
To the left, you'll find a boudoir, reminiscent of an old-fashioned library, with leather club chairs and a writing desk—perfect for reenacting the steamiest scenes from period novels. Two small windows allow voyeurs to observe from the corridor or the medical room.
It's true that this room, colder, tiled, and equipped with an examination table, offers a bit of a contrast. You can lie down and place your feet in the stirrups... I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
A medical chair and a small shower room, to freshen up after your games, complete the furnishings of the Club's left wing.
In the right wing, a wooden wheel turns. Will you dare to experience the gentle sting of the whip, upside down? From this vantage point, you command the space, keeping a watchful eye on everything: the other crosses, the spanking bench equipped with straps, the cuddle alcove with its many cushions.
The ambiance, crimson and candlelight, is reflected in the mirrors.
The tour ends here. Before you ask, yes, we lend out accessories; just ask at the bar, we'll be happy to advise you or let you experience them… All rooms are equipped with wipes, hand sanitizer, and personal protective equipment.
Alexandre also teaches shibari , so he's the go-to person here if you'd like to be introduced to it. He loves BDSM, especially single tail, dragon tail, and riding crop. As a screenwriter and matchmaker, I share his enthusiasm for this intense practice.
If you'd like to organize a scenario, I can help you, set up your submissive, ensure they follow your instructions, and even intervene myself…
Newcomers, do you have any practical questions about coming to the Kinky Club?
Your outfit:
Whatever you feel comfortable in. At a minimum, a black dress outfit for gentlemen (no polo shirts or tank tops). Ladies can indulge in anything.
I suggest a little dress, lingerie... Perched on heels if you're wearing them, your legs will look stunning in stockings. Sheer fabrics, black transparency, and lace are all suitable materials.
However, if you prefer to wear a leather or latex piece, go for it—it will always be appreciated!
The atmosphere, the players
? Friday afternoons are a timeless escape, a welcome respite from what can sometimes be a hectic week. Less formal than the evenings, the atmosphere is warm and friendly.
Whether it's the Kinky Club's Naughty Lunch or the Kinky Club's Afternoon Tea , we strive to make Kinky Club Fridays a gathering for players where conviviality, kindness, and sharing are paramount.
Our players, whether they know each other or not, are always delighted to meet you, participate in your games, or include you in theirs. As proof of this, look no further than the weekly stories Mademoiselle shares with you.
We enjoy taking the time to chat with you. Because we know our players and make a selection at the door, women feel free to come alone or with friends.
Men are aware of the privilege of being there and know that the selection isn't based on wealth but on attitude and talent .
Our musical choice is electro-lounge to guarantee a harmonious and timeless background atmosphere. Cocktails with suggestive names are on the menu at the bar, along with a buffet of sweets and fruit.
Thematic workshops are held once a month to explain a specific practice. The workshop is sometimes led by a guest of honor. A theoretical component, a Q&A session, and demonstrations are often included in these sessions, to which you are invited.
We'll set the scene and give you the ingredients to create a little bit of the magic of Kinky Club Fridays. It's your turn!
Please note, you should bring cash for your entry fee, as the Club does not accept credit cards.
